This from today’s St. Louis Post-Dispatch: A St. Louis man is accused of trying to steal the starter out of a police anti-riot vehicle. The armored vehicle — called “The Raptor” — is equipped with surveillance cameras and displays big white lettering that reads “We are watching you.” Clearly having missed the obvious warning, 26-year-old Jerome Rankins has been arrested and charged with tampering. He was picked up by police after he was picked up on film by the truck’s video cameras.